What % Redneck Are You?

By: Brian Whitney
Estimated Completion Time
3 min
What % Redneck Are You?
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About This Quiz

To some people saying that someone is a redneck is an insult, but to others, it just might be a compliment. You see, a redneck isn't all that concerned with what people from the city or even the suburbs think. They just don't understand the redneck way of life anyway; you know when Skynard said to Neil Young in Sweet Home Alabama? It's kind of like that. 

But with that said, there are a lot of different degrees of being a redneck. Some people aren't a redneck at all, some have just a little bit of redneck in them, while others have so much redneck going on inside of them that it is ridiculous.

Where might you be on the redneck scale? Is "Friends in Low Places" one of your favorite songs? Have you ever sprayed weed killer on your lawn so you didn't have to mow it? Do you think paintings always look better when they are painted on black velvet? Do you feel naked without a toothpick in your mouth? Do you know all of the lyrics to "Freebird?" 

If you answered yes to any of those, or even if you kind of wanted to, you might have just a little redneck in you. Take this quiz to find out how much.

How many hunting dogs do you have?
None.
I have dogs, but they aren't hunting dogs.
2
6
How often do you chew tobacco?
Are you kidding? Gross.
I tried it once and hated it.
Not very often.
All the time.
Have you ever picked up a date at a convenience store?
Umm. What?
No, but I have flirted with one before.
I have once.
I do that all the time.

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Have you ever shot at a beer can?
I've never shot a gun.
No, but I would.
Yeah, here and there.
Yeah, I have done that a ton.
Have you ever chilled beer in your tub?
Are you kidding?
Wait, that is a thing?
No, but I might try that.
Of course.
How many baseball hats do you own?
None.
2
5
More than 10.

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How many spare tires do you own?
I think I have one. I am not sure.
1
2
More than 2.
Have you ever driven a tractor on an errand?
Ha, no way.
Who does that?
No, but I can drive one.
Sure I have.
Have you ever hit a deer with your truck on purpose?
Umm. What?
No way.
No, but I know people that have.
Well, of course.

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What do you think of Hee Haw?
I have no idea what you're talking about.
It is awful.
It is pretty good.
It is the best show ever.
Who is your favorite country singer?
Johnny Cash
Willie Nelson
Waylon Jennings
Hank Williams
What do you think of Cameros?
They are dumb.
They are fine.
They are pretty cool.
They are the coolest cars ever.

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What is your favorite truck?
Nissan Frontier
Toyota Tundra
Dodge Ram
Ford F-150
Do you have any relatives named Billy-Bob?
Obviously not.
I don't think so.
I have one.
My name is Billy-Bob.
Do you have an above ground pool?
I have never even seen one of those in real life.
Nope.
No, but I kind of want one.
Yep.

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Do you have a homemade fur coat?
Yuck.
How does that happen?
No, are those hard to make?
I sure do.
What is your favorite color?
Blue
Red
Green
Camo
Have you ever fought for custody of a hunting dog?
Why would I do that?
No, but I do like dogs.
No, but I might.
Well, sure those are hard to find.

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What does your house smell like?
Cleaning chemicals.
Flowers.
Wood smoke,
Butane.
How many flannels do you own?
None.
A couple.
Around 5
10 or more.
Do you have a trash bag where your car window should be?
Umm, no.
No, that is not my style.
No, but I have.
I do indeed.

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What have you spend most on?
My house.
My education.
Partying.
My truck.
How loud is your car?
Not loud at all.
Maybe a little loud.
Pretty loud.
Seriously loud.
Do you have to go down a dirt road to get to your place?
Obviously not.
No, I live in the suburbs.
No, but I do live in the country.
Oh, yeah.

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How dark is it outside your place at night?
Not that dark, there are lights everywhere.
Pretty dark.
Almost completely dark.
It is pitch black.
Do you like NASCAR?
I can't stand it.
Not really.
I think it's pretty cool.
I love it.
How are your teeth?
Flawless
Good
Okay
Awful

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Are you into WalMart?
I can't stand that place.
Not so much.
Sure, I like that place.
That place is the best.
Have you ever worn a mullet?
Ha, no way I would do that!
No, those are lame.
A long time ago.
I have one now.
What meat have you eaten most often lately?
Chicken
Steak
Deer
Squirrel

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