What Should Your Stripper Tattoo Be?

BEAUTY&FASHION

Kennita Leon

5 Min Quiz

How good of a dancer are you?

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What's your favorite music genre?

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Who could you be a backup dancer for?

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Which of these would you want your dancer's outfit to be?

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Are you in shape?

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Do you like being naked?

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What's your favorite body part?

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Do people like you?

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How nude would you go?

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Would you let your customers touch you?

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Would you hook up with your customers?

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How much would you charge for a lap dance?

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What would your signature song be?

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Where would you want to work?

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What do you think the hardest part of being a stripper would be?

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Who's your favorite stripper-turned-celebrity?

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Which of these words would you put in your stripper name?

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Do you honestly think you'd make a good stripper?

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Do you have any piercings right now?

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What about tattoos?

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Where would you never get tattooed?

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What's your favorite tattoo style?

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How high is your pain threshold?

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How long can you sit for?

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If you were a cocktail, which of these would you be?

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Which of these did you eat first today?

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Which class was your favorite back in high school?

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Which of these words do you use the most?

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What's your favorite holiday?

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If you could get one of these items for free for the rest of your life, what would it be?

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About This Quiz

When it comes to being a stripper, there are certain things that you need to fit that job description (not that we would know from personal experience). For one, you'll need to know how to work the pole. Two, you'll need to have a high level of flexibility, so that you can reach your legs, arms, but or whatever you need to grab in whatever position you're in. Three: you need to have some darn rhythm! How else are you going to catch a potential customer's eye? Four, and this one is a doozy: you need to be able to walk and damn near somersault in heels. And five, which is what we're concerned with, is that you need a tattoo.

You may be asking where this fifth rule came from, but wondering will get you nowhere. It's best just to accept it and contemplate where and what this tattoo should be. Now, we're going to leave you with the creative freedom to decide what the subject matter of this tattoo is, but we do want to tell you where you should put it.

All you need to do is answer our questions, and the answer will be all yours. So, let's stop wasting time and get started. 

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