What Taco Bell Nail Art Will Feed Your Inner Soul?

By: Ian Fortey
Estimated Completion Time
4 min
What Taco Bell Nail Art Will Feed Your Inner Soul?
Image: Taco Bell

About This Quiz

Painting your nails is a practice only slightly newer than nails themselves. Which is to say that, as a people, we've been painting our nails for literally thousands of years. Ancient Egyptians and Babylonians used to engage in it, and it's only gotten more popular over the last few thousand years. Of course, back in the day, it was a very simple process with simple colors. As technology has advanced, so too has our ability to up the nail art ante. Nowadays, nail art can get incredibly detailed and unique. It also gives you a chance to express some fun and creativity in a way that's not nearly as permanent as a tattoo, but that can be even more elaborate and interesting given the confines of the space. How awesome can nail art get? You can go full Taco Bell with it. That's pretty impressive.

Why Taco Bell nail art? It's fun! It's a fun place to eat, it's a fun place to decorate your fingernails with and there's nothing more to it than that. Nail art is just a way to be expressive and a little extra when you get a chance. So what Taco Bell nail art is going to feed your inner soul? Take the quiz and see!

How often do you get a late night craving for tacos, anyway?
All the time!
Whenever I'm out partying
Maybe once or twice a month
It's random

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Do you have a signature color you tend to use when you're doing your makeup?
Vibrant gold
Soft blue
Anything neutral
Red, red and more red

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Coloring your nails is one thing, but how often do you color your hair?
I can't remember my natural hair color.
I try to switch it up every couple of months.
Whenever the mood strikes
Never, actually

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What's your spice tolerance? Do you go mild or wild?
Bring on the heat!
I don't want Fire sauce, but Hot sauce is fine.
Just a touch of heat
I like it cool and mild.

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So, what's your opinion on glitter?
It's the best!
You need to use it sparingly.
I like it for special occasions.
Not a fan, to be honest

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Tacos, of course, but what kind of tacos are you ordering?
Steak
Chicken
Beef
Just beans is cool

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Ever tried a Naked Chicken Chalupa?
Yes! It was glorious!
Yes, and it was horrifying!
Nope
Wait, what?

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How about a Naked Egg Taco?
I ate one, and it was pretty alright.
I tried one. Never again.
I wouldn't eat one of those in a million years.
No, for real, what?

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Are you interested in permanent make up at all?
Like tattoos? Heck yeah!
I don't know much about it.
Not interested
It looks cool, but I don't know if it's for me.

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They say Mountain Dew Baja Blast was scientifically formulated to taste good with Taco Bell's food. Ever tried it?
Yeah, it's pretty tasty.
No, but I want to.
I have not.
I'm not a big fan of sugary drinks like that.

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How often do you get some detailed nail art done?
I always have something on my nails.
Not too often
As often as I can
I like to switch it up every few weeks or so.

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Any other fast food chain you'd consider shilling for with your nails?
Nope
Burger King
McDonald's
Chipotle

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Have you ever tried Fries Supreme?
Yes! So good
Not yet
I don't even know what that is.
That looks insanely unhealthy.

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Quick, how many calories does an XXL Grilled Stuft Burrito have?
I do not want to know and refuse to read the rest of the answers.
Too many?
I don't care, I want to eat one.
It's over 800, isn't it?

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Which Taco Bell/junk food fusion item do you want to try?
That Kit Kat quesadilla looked good.
Beefy Fritos Burrito
Cheetos Crunchwrap Slider
The Doritos Locos Taco

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How are you handling your eyebrow situation?
What eyebrow situation?
I tweeze.
Waxing
Threading

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When it comes time to get some nail art done, who's the artist?
Me!
A friend
A pro
Depends on how complex it is.

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Do you like each nail to be its own piece of art, or do you want them to work together to make one larger piece?
Both!
Each nail is its own thing.
Depends on how I'm feeling.
They should work together to make one larger image or theme.

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How long do you expect your nail art to last?
Usually, I just want it to look good for that day.
If you keep using a top coat, at least a week
A couple of days
That depends on all kinds of factors.

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How do you like your quesadillas?
Shredded Chicken Mini Quesadilla
Steak
Just plain old cheese
I don't really like them.

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Colorful mascara is pretty cool sometimes, right? What color is working for you?
Green
Pink
Turquoise
I'm sticking with basic black.

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Is it worth it to head to Taco Bell for breakfast?
Their breakfast is pretty good.
Not really.
Anytime is Taco Bell time!
Never tried it ...

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Eye shadow palettes have some underused colors in them. Which color would you be willing to try out that's not in your wheelhouse?
White
Gold
Red
Yellow

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If we looked in your closet, which color would we see the most?
Black
Bright, summery tones
Pastels
Earth tones

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Strictly by the numbers, what's the tastiest numerical menu item?
7-Layer Burrito
Beefy 5-Layer Burrito
Double Decker Taco
Triple Layer Nachos

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Pick a sauce packet!
Diablo
Fire
Hot
Mild

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You moisturize, right?
Well, yeah!
Not really
Not as often as I should
Like a fiend!

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You could get a taco just the way it's made, or you can add stuff. What's the best add-on?
Jalapenos
Rice
Black beans
Onions

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You want cheese, right? Yeah, you do. Pick something cheesy.
Quesarito
Cheesy Potato Griller
Cheesy Gordita Crunch
Cheesy Roll Up

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Do you eat with your hands when you have nail art?
As much as I did before
Why not?
Just don't bite the nails
Carefully, yes

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