What Would Your Job Be in the Mafia?

EMPLOYMENT

Zoe Samuel

7 Min Quiz

You want to work for the mafia. How do you first get in touch?

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What's your previous relevant work experience?

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How important is money to you?

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Where do you see yourself in 10 years?

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If you ever got into a fight, you would...

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Some jamook in a bar bets you $100 he can drink from a wine bottle without opening it. Do you take the bet?

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You've been arrested. Who's your first call?

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An official form requires you to list your occupation. What do you write?

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What do you do to relax when you're off the clock?

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What is RICO?

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What's your ideal living situation?

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How good of a liar are you?

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What do you want your family to know about your work?

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The Don looks set to make a really stupid decision. What do you do?

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What do you call the woman in your life?

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Someone's going down big time, and thanks to RICO, the Feds can charge you too. Do you flip?

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How comfortable are you with violence?

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What sort of heat are you packing, day to day?

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Without a calculator app, what's the balance after 24 months of a loan of $1,000 at 22% interest?

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How do you get healthcare?

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What do you wear to work?

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What's your favorite movie?

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How much do you make?

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What would a normal day on the job be like for you?

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Who's your role model?

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How do you sleep at night?

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Are you an equestrian? If so, what sort?

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How do you greet your friends?

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"If you were to end up sleeping with the fishes, it'd be because you..."

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What are your plans for retirement?

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You’ve seen 'Goodfellas,' 'Scarface,' and of course, 'The Sopranos.' Now you want to get involved. Whether you’re into kneecapping or numbers, Cosa Nostra has a place for you. Take this quiz to find out what it is!

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