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Who would be your ideal tag-team partner?
Ravishing RIck Rude.
The Ultimate Warrior.
Hacksaw Jim Duggan.
Randy Savage.
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What's your ring personality?
Charismatic and fabulous.
Excitable.
Just plain mean.
A bit slow, yet powerful.
Where does your finishing move start?
The center ropes.
Top of the rope.
Center of the ring.
Wherever I can get a hold of my opponent head.
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What is your finishing move?
Breaking my opponent into submission.
A flying leap.
A crippling blow from my arms or knees.
A powerful body slam.
How long do you wait until delivering your finishing blow?
I do it as soon as I can.
I like to play around for at least ten minutes so I can wear my opponent down.
I'll finish it when I can.
I like to pander to the crowd for awhile and show off. So, we might be here awhile.
How did you get your nickname?
My bod!
I love to fly through the air.
I am huge, Dude!
Well, I like to hit people in the head.
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Who do you think is an over-rated wrestler?
The Hulk.
Jimmy Snuka.
The Undertaker.
Rowdy Roddy Piper.
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Which '80s wrestler would be your best friend?
Randy Savage.
Jimmy "Superfly" Snuka.
Brett Hart.
Jim Duggan.
Which wrestling toy was your favorite?
WWF Action Figures.
The belt - duh!
I thought the ring was cool.
Hulk Hogan Pillow.
Which '80s cartoon did you watch every Saturday?
"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles."
"He-Man and the Masters of the Universe."
"Thundercats."
"The Real Ghostbusters."
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What can you tell us about your fans?
They love to show off their muscles.
Watch out! They might hit you at any time.
They love to take on my persona!
They're crazier than I am!
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Do you have a big ego?
Ha! Have you never seen my beauty?
I'd call it confidence.
I'm humble and will destroy you.
I don't need a big ego. My ability speaks for itself.
Who is your wrestling manager?
Bobby "The Brain" Heenan
Jimmy Hart
Freddie Blassie
Captain Lou Albano
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Do you bring wrestling to your workplace?
Oh, yeah.
Not often, but occasionally I'll jump off a file cabinet.
Wrestling is my workplace.
Gosh, no.
Have you ever gotten into trouble at the bar because you couldn't rid yourself of wrestling excitement?
I can't seem to help it.
When I am showing off I do.
To save a damsel. Or, to just punch someone. It happens.
Yes. But, as my lawyer said, I was provoked.
Have you ever watched pay-per-view wrestling?
Every event.
Yes, but I don't pay for it.
At parties I do.
I host a bunch of pay-per-view parties.
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How do you get around town?
In a swanky sports car.
I leap from building to building.
In a semi-truck.
An SUV. Fully loaded, Baby!
When you punch someone, what will their face look like?"
A bloody mess.
Broken.
A lasagna that's been thrown in the blender.
Slime.
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What kind of a wrestling manager would you be?
Charismatic.
An instigator.
An angry one.
One you would not want to mess with.
What do you wear into the ring?
I'd dress like a boxer.
A full-body ridiculous costume. I might even have a cape.
Pants and no shirt.
T-shirt and jeans.
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