What’s Your Real Royal Name?

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Emily Maggrett

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Ideally, would you be royal by birth or by marriage?

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Do you think you'd be a scandalous royal, a boring royal, a widely admired leader or ... ?

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When you were little, what did you usually dress up as for Halloween?

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Let's say your coronation is coming up. Which band would you want to play the ceremony?

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Would you have a prime minister or handle everything yourself?

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Who would be your go-to fashion designer for ceremonial robes, killer ballroom attire and so on?

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Of all the Disney royals we've seen, which one do you think would ACTUALLY be good at leading?

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All royals must have a cause. What would yours be?

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It's 3 a.m. and you can't sleep. Your dozens of servants ask you how they can help. What do you say?

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Imagine that your less titled cousins are planning a coup against you. How will you quell it?

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Would you have a job?

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On a scale of 1 to 10, how good are your manners?

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Which royal couple would be you and your consort's couple friends?

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It's high tea time! What are you serving?

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Would you rather have people bow to you or take off their hats?

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Let's be honest — the best part of being a royal is the jewels. What's your favorite gemstone?

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Would you listen to the will of the people or would you rock some Marie Antoinette "let them eat cake" energy?

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Every royal needs a posh exclamation for shocking situations. What would yours be?

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Who's your favorite royal?

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Now that you have vast grounds, you can keep herds of exotic animals on them! Which one of these herds will you keep?

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Would you flaunt your wealth?

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How would the people nickname you?

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Let's say you own a dozen epic crowns. How often would you actually wear them?

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Are you more a fan of "A Christmas Prince" or "A Christmas Prince 2"?

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Would you rather live in a castle, a penthouse, a manor house or on your own private island?

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In your opinion, would it be more fun to be a minor royal or a full-on King or Queen?

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What would your biggest royal secret be?

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It's so common for royals to be eccentric that it's practically the law. So, what would your eccentric hobby be?

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If you had to, could you lead your troops into battle?

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Who would be your most trusted advisor?

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About This Quiz

Picture this: it's 4 a.m. An anxious kingdom holds its breath, waiting for news from the queen's bedchamber. She's been in labor for hours. The doctors are looking worried. Then a baby's cry is heard. Word spreads among the servants, then to the surrounding city, then to the entire country. Journalists file breathless reports on national TV, foreign dignitaries wire messages of congratulation to the palace, and ordinary families everywhere drink toasts to the baby's health. Why? Because the baby is gorgeous, the baby is royal, and the baby is you

Yep, you're the latest member of the royal family. Destined for a life of pomp, circumstance and paparazzi, you'll be both amazingly fortunate and amazingly scrutinized. Heavy is the head that wears the crown, but even though heads who are just related to the crown by blood can have a hard time, as Princess Eugenie can attest. Yet, let's face it — most of us would LOVE to be royal. Which is what this quiz is all about!

We're going to ask you a series of questions of how you'd behave if you were actually a king, queen, princess, viscount or baroness. Through your answers to these hypothetical scenarios, we'll be able to figure out which historical royals you're most similar to. By the end of the quiz, we'll assign you a royal name and rank that's perfect for your personality. If that sounds more fun than a wedding at Westminster Abbey, stop checking Meghan Markle's Instagram and take this quiz!

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