What’s Your Royal Title?

By: Ian Fortey
Estimated Completion Time
4 min
What’s Your Royal Title?
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About This Quiz

Humans have been ruled by monarchs for literally thousands of years. Once we established a society to the degree that we could form towns and collectives of individuals working together, some people started to realize we all needed leadership. A ship without a captain will steer itself right into a whale or whatever. Someone has to step up and make decisions. And sure, maybe today we can look at that and say everyone needs a say and we should vote or at least have a leader we vote for who can make decisions on behalf of everyone. That's a modern take. 

Back in the day, it was often the strongest who got to make the rules, because if you didn't listen you wouldn't live long enough to regret it. And soon that came to imply these people were special. Chosen, even, by divine powers. They had the right to rule. And so it was. We may not all believe that anymore, but there's a long legacy of royals all over the world and they all had some pretty great and powerful titles. So if you were among that upper echelon of society, what title do you think you'd be sporting? Let's find out!

Castle life has to get boring, that's why jesters exist, probably. What's keeping you entertained?
Netflix
Dancers
Musicians
Fighters

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Do you know how many songs about queens there are? There's a lot. Pick your favorite!
"Queen Bitch' by David Bowie
"Killer Queen" by Queen
"Dancing Queen" by ABBA
"God Save the Queen" by the Sex Pistols

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If a monarchy isn't an option, what's the best form of government?
Aristocracy
Republic
Democracy
Nah, I kind of like running things. Let's stick with this monarchy.

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They can get a little ostentatious sometimes but would you wear a crown?
The biggest one ever
Not necessary
Something tasteful, sure
More of a hat person, really

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Is it better to defend your lands or conquer new ones?
Other lands aren't worth conquering.
Always good to have a strong defense
Ideally, you have to do neither.
Conquer conquer conquer!

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As it stands right now, do you ever find yourself in charge of groups of people?
Frequently
Nope
I try not to deal with things like that.
Sometimes

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Do you consider yourself a good leader?
Definitely
Honestly? Not really
I do alright, sure.
I get the job done.

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Do you like working with people in a group?
Most times
Haaaaate it
Yes, I love people.
No, many people are terrible and their terribleness causes me stress.

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Be as honest as you need to be here. Are you able to be fair in making decisions or do you tend to favor yourself and your friends?
I'll always choose me in the end.
I can be fair but not at my own expense.
I try to be good for everyone!
Fairness is irrelevant.

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You can't please all the people all the time no matter what. How do you deal with critics?
Prove them wrong
Just keep doing what I do
Ignore them, who has the time?
Threats work

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How did you get your title anyway?
From the gods!
Been in the family for centuries
I earned it.
I took it by force.

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The world has seen a lot of kings come and go. Pick the best one!
King Arthur
King Koopa
King Henry VIII
King Kong

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Disney has proven that everyone loves a princess but they're not the only princesses out ther,e. Pick your favorite fictional princess!
Princess Bride
Princess Leia
Princess Peach
Princess Mononoke

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They're not quite kings yet, but they're still important. Pick the best prince!
Prince Humperdink
Prince of Darkness
Prince. Just Prince, the musician
Prince of Persia

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All royals get nicknames whether they like it or not. All of these are real! Pick the one you could stand having.
"The Glorious"
"The Impaler"
"The Cabbage"
"The Bloodthirsty"

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Seems like royalty should live in a castle somewhere. Which castle seems most striking to you?
The Red Keep from "Game of Thrones"
Castlevania
That castle at Disneyworld seems cool
Castle Grayskull from "He-Man"

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Why choose a king when you can choose a queen? Who's your favorite?
Queen Cleopatra
Queen Elizabeth I
Queen Latifah
Queen Cersei

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If you had the choice, would you work in an office at a computer or outside using your hands?
Isn't the point of this that someone else does the work for me?
Can I work outside on a computer somehow?
Probably on a computer
Outside!

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Are you known for having some epic parties?
Very much so
Not really
I prefer to go to your party.
Life is a party.

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Do you have decent organizational skills or do you need a hand keeping things in order?
I prefer someone else to do that.
I know where stuff is, that's what matters.
I'm super organized.
Who cares about organization?

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What title do you wish you were rocking as an everyday citizen?
Professor
Doctor
Comptroller
Darth

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If you get into a heated exchange with someone and you know it's escalating, are you going to throw the first punch?
No one's stepping in to help me?
That depends on how confident I am about winning.
No, I can talk my way out of this.
First and last

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The word "royal" shows up all over the place. What's your favorite royal thing?
Royal flush
Royal blue
Royal icing
Royal Canadian Mounted Police

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As a proper royal, you need somewhere to sit and rule over the folks. What kind of throne are you sporting?
Gold
Obsidian
Something that reclines
Skulls

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The Queen in England has a lot of corgis. What's your royal pet of choice?
Cats
Bats
Dragons
War elephants

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Overall, would you say you have a lot of friends?
I have some close friends.
Not really
Tons!
I only trust a few people.

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Royals need to communicate with the people! What's your social media app of choice?
Facebook
YouTube
Instagram
Twitter

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King Arthur has probably shown up in more movies than any king in history. What's the best film about him?
"Excalibur"
"A Kid in King Arthur's Court"
"Monty Python and the Holy Grail"
"King Arthur"

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If you had to be the ruler of a fictional land, which one would you choose?
Oz
Middle Earth
Wakanda
Westeros

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In the game of thrones, you win or you die. Rough, right? Which house would you have been a part of?
Stark
Mormont
Targaryen
Lannister

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