What's Your Star Trek Name?

By: Mark Philip Lichtenstein
Estimated Completion Time
4 min
What's Your Star Trek Name?
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About This Quiz

If you're wondering if a name is important, research suggests that the link between a name and success later in life could be because the child is fulfilling others' expectations of them. For instance, if a name sounds as though the child came from a family of low socioeconomic status, he or she might be tagged as less capable of achieving. Now think of yourself with a new name. But imagine having an entire galaxy of names from which to choose. And since there is no money, you don't have to worry about a name that reflects economic status. Then select a name that indicates your species, your culture and your personality. What would that name end up being? 

This quiz can help you narrow your selection down. Whether you can imagine yourself being a Vulcan, Klingon, Ferengi or other favorite species, this quiz will help you fit into a lively, new universe. You'll be asked a series of questions about your outlook on life, your likes, dislikes and your social interactions. Your answers will help us match you with the futuristic vision of yourself and where your new name will take you to in the cosmos. Take the quiz now and see how your Star Trek name matches up with your name. 




How vain are you?
I look the way I look.
Vanity is an emotion.
I am gorgeous!
I must remain dignified.

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How tall are you?
I'm tiny.
Average.
I may be of average height but I have a mighty girth!
I'm tall.

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How honorable are you?
Not at all!
Honor is a primitive concept.
I'm all about honor.
As much as is necessary.

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How long is your fuse?
I never go off.
Very long indeed.
I'm like a hand grenade.
Wind me up and I'll get ugly fast.

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How do you respond to threats?
By running away! Do I look stupid?
By rationally thinking through the possibilities.
With force.
I laugh.

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How do you like to travel?
I like someone else to drive.
I like quiet, comfortable transportation.
Something loud and fast, like a fighter jet.
Only the best will do for me.

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Do you speak other languages?
Many! And so many to lie in...
Yes, but the mind is powerful enough to forego language.
I speak only my mother tongue.
Only when I must.

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Who is your favorite super hero?
Super hero? Are you sure it has to be a hero?
Professor X
Thor
Adam Warlock

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What's your favorite singer / band?
Elvis
Enigma
Led Zeppelin
Jay Z

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Who are you "out" for?
Me, myself and I.
I am not "out" for anyone.
My brothers!
My ego.

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How motivated are you?
Ish.
Motivation is unnecessary.
Huah!
I have the drive of ten men.

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What's your diet like?
Whatever I like. YOLO!
I eat that which will preserve me in health.
Red meat and lots of it
Fish

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What is your favorite sport?
Poker
Chess
Rugb
Backgammon

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What is your ride?
An old Ford Escort
A Saab 95
A Dodge Challenger with flames painted on it, and coming from the exhaust
A McLaren P1

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How often do you interact with people different from you?
All the time. They are all suckers!
My days are filled with interactions with fools, but I am polite to them.
I crush them every day.
I only deal with others when the time is right to crush them.

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Do you play well with others?
At cards? I win all the time.
Play is a concept reserved for children.
Play? Do I look like a phthlang-korplutcz?
I am a master of play.

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Are you an optimist?
No, I'm a realist.
I don't see that as a distinction
I will always prevail!
I expect the best, but prepare for the worst.

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Do you believe in personal improvement?
No! That's funny.
Yes, of course.
With regards to killing, yes.
I am perfect.

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What would you do with the knowledge and technology of a futuristic alien race?
I'd make all the money!
I'd know all the knowledge.
I'd conquer the universe.
I'd rule the universe.

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What is the most important part of your space ship?
The owner
The communications system
The cloaking device
The guns, fool!

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What is your relationship with your significant other like?
We work well together.
We are a firm alliance.
We fight all the time, which is a sign we love each other.
We produce powerful heirs.

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Alliances are:
Occasionally necessary.
Always preferred.
The strategy of the weak.
To be avoided.

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Do you want people to like you?
If it helps me get rich.
If it makes them allies.
No
Hell no

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How do you define time?
Limited
The fire in which we burn
Mutable
One of many factors to consider in a conquest

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How good is your word?
What is a promise anyway?
It is the summation of my being.
It is my bond.
Only as good as it needs to be.

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How greedy are you?
Oh, me? No... not at all.
Greed is illogical.
I crave honor!
Greed is my middle name.

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It's your night off. What do you do?
I practice cheating.
I practice meditating.
I practice fighting.
I practice winning.

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What is your job?
To die with the most toys.
To know more than I do today.
To crush my enemies, see them driven before me, and hear the lamentations of their women.
To run the table.

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What do you think your colleagues are?
Expendable
My valued allies
Honorable and under my command
My subordinates, or they will be soon

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In a fight, what weapon would you choose?
My wits
My bare hands
An axe
A pincer-shaped disruptor weapon

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You Got: