What Kind of Horse Are You?

By: Ashley Duncan
Estimated Completion Time
2 min
What Kind of Horse Are You?
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About This Quiz

Horses and humans have been working together for many thousands of years, since before the Bible was written. Humans brought horses with them across the world, changing whole civilizations. We have used them in warfare, in art, at work, and as companions. We immortalized some of the greatest horses in history, such as Bucephalus, the beloved steed of Alexander the Great, or General Custer's mighty horse Comanche, or the first Duke of Wellington's magnificent Copenhagen. 

Stories of fictional horses from Pegasus to Black Beauty to Flicka moved millions of us - and reminded us that every horse has their own personality and their own spirit. They vary according to their experiences, and also their breeds, which help define where we put them.

As our needs became more specific, we began to breed horses that specialized in different skills, from pulling a carriage to dancing elegantly at dressage to charging into battle. Some of these breeds are rather obsolete these days, as very few wars are conducted on horseback! Even so, we still have eventers, flat-races, steeplechasers, scurry drivers, carriage drivers, and more. From the mighty shire horse to the ballsy little Shetland pony to the almost impossibly beautiful palomino, every horse breed has its own quirks and characteristics. Tell us a little about you, and we'll tell you which one is best matched to you!

How tall are you?
I am a giant.
I am pretty tall.
I am rather average.
I am small.
What event would you participate in at a track meet?
100 Meter Dash.
Long Jump.
Hurdles.
Relay Race.
How do you react to spiders?
Aw how cute!
AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Eh, whatever.
Just don't let it touch me.

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How do you wear your makeup?
None at all.
Barely there.
Enough to get noticed.
Dramatic and eye catching.
What's your preferred method of exercise?
Yoga.
Running.
Kick Boxing.
Does the couch surfing count?
How do you like your steak?
Rare.
Medium.
Well Done.
Nonexistent.

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What would you rather do on a Saturday?
Read a book.
Watch a movie.
Go to a party.
Go on a hike.
Which is your favorite season?
Fall.
Winter.
Spring.
Summer.
What is your drink of choice?
Water.
Whiskey.
Soda.
Wine.

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Which is your favorite romantic comedy?
"Made of Honor".
"Love Actually".
"50 First Dates".
"The Proposal".
Which nontraditional pet would you rather have?
Ferret.
Miniature pig.
Hedgehog.
Skunk.
What's closest to your fashion style?
Trendy.
Sexy.
Comfy.
Unique.

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Where would you most like to spend a week alone?
The city.
The beach.
The mountains.
The rain forest.
What kind of hairstyle do you like to rock?
Messy bun.
Short and cute.
Ponytail.
Braided.
What is your favorite instrument?
Trumpet.
Banjo.
Piano.
Drums.

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What snack food do you like best?
Doritos.
Cake.
Potato chips.
Pretzels.
What's the best way to start a day?
Coffee.
Watching a sunrise.
Jogging.
Hitting the snooze button.
What kind of tattoo would you be willing to get?
Something floral.
An animal.
A meaningful quote.
I would not be willing to get a tattoo.

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Where would you rather go on vacation?
London, England.
Paris, France.
Rome, Italy.
Tokyo, Japan.
What sort of pajamas do you wear?
T-shirt and underwear.
A gown.
Matching pajamas.
Footie pajamas.
What occupation best describes your own?
Business.
Customer Service.
Artist.
Teacher.

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How many children would you like to have?
One.
Two.
Three or more.
None.
Which kind of dog would you rather have as a pet?
Corgi.
Sheepdog.
Border Collie.
German Shepherd.
What "Friends" character do you like most?
Joey.
Rachel.
Phoebe.
Monica.

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Which Broadway musical would you like to see?
"Cats".
"The Phantom of the Opera".
"Hamilton".
"Wicked".
What would was your favorite subject in school?
Art.
Literature.
History.
Science.
Which color do you prefer?
Purple.
Red.
Blue.
Green.

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Which would be your spirit animal?
Snake.
Beaver.
Cat.
Lion.
What do you always carry around with you?
My dog.
Books.
Lip gloss.
Hair ties.
What flavor pie would you order?
Chocolate cream.
Coconut.
Banana.
Pumpkin.

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