Which Character From "The Sorcerer's Apprentice" Are You?

By: Mark Lichtenstein
Estimated Completion Time
3 min
Which Character From "The Sorcerer's Apprentice" Are You?
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About This Quiz

"The Sorcerer's Apprentice" (2010) is a film about a war raging among wizards of the western tradition, descended from the time of the Arthurian legend. Each of us can relate to a character, but which one are you?
Who is your favorite magician?
David Copperfield
Brendan Rodriguez
P. T. Selbit
Charlotte Pendragon
Who should be in charge of the world?
Democracies
People
Sorcerers
Me
What is the point of power?
To improve the lives of mankind
To serve mankind
Control
To rule

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Are you evil?
Gosh, no
Some of the things I do aren't "good," but I do them to be good
Evil is a strong word
No, I'm the hero
Are you good?
I am, like it or not
I try to be
Not moral, no
Yes
Have you ever been diagnosed with a psychological problem?
Yes
Not officially
No
Only by armchair psychologists

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What is your relationship with your family like?
They don't trust me
Long dead
I'll be sure to resurrect the ones I like
Terrible
Do you have any famous relatives?
One ancestor
Not really
None to speak of
My half brother is pretty famous
How emotive are you?
Too much
Not at all
A bit. I'm played by a good actor.
When I'm actually on screen, I emote.

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How is your loyalty?
Great
Unending
It changes with the wind
I have none
How cool are you?
Not at all
I'm like a flaming F-15 painted like a shark blasting Led Zeppelin
I'm a pimp, yo
Cool isn't really the word
Do you feel comfortable in your own skin?
Not really
Yes, but only because I've had a lot of practice
Yes, but I would be happy to posses someone else
I'm comfortable in someone else's skin

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Do you have a special someone?
Yeah... there's this girl...
I did, but I don't know if I'll ever see her again
I do, and I work with her
To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance
Why are you doing the things you are doing?
Because I'll die otherwise
Because my master said to
Because it is the correct balance of things
Because it is the right thing to do
What is your preferred material?
Cotton
Leather
Fur
Human skin

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What is the world "about"?
Physics and magic
Good and evil
Power and control
Blood and fury
What is your best weapon?
My blood
Fire
The unexpected
The Rising
How long have you had to rest up for your adventure?
A decade
Ten years, sort of
Decades
Many centuries

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What do people think is wrong with you?
They think I'm crazy
They think I'm weak
They think I have no morality
They think I'm just plain evil
What do you appear to do, to the outside world?
I'm a student
I sell antiques
I look like a pimp
I'm a piece of furniture
If you win, what next?
Reconcile magic with science, I guess?
Retire
Help my master
Enslave all of mankind!

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What do you fear?
Everything
Morgana
Very little
Only Merlin
What would you have done if you weren't a sorcerer?
Physicist
Monk
Seneschal
Wife of a knight I cheat on all the time
How will you die?
When Disney decides the franchise isn't worth keeping going
Already died. Came back. Winning!
Horribly
In abject failure

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Where did you spend most of your life?
New York
Everywhere
England
A box
What season do you like best?
Spring
Autumn
Summer
Winter
What's your favorite Disney movie?
"The Little Mermaid"
"National Treasure"
"Fantasia"
"Mirror Mirror"

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How would you describe your sense of style?
Straight laced
Rock and roll
Pimped out
Bondage
What's the prop you can't do without?
My ring
My tatty clothes
My pimp-cane
My Russian nesting doll
What symbol appeals to you the most?
Pi!
The Pentagram
The Ankh
The Burning Man

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