Which Chinese Goddess Are You?

By: Zoe Samuel
Estimated Completion Time
3 min
Which Chinese Goddess Are You?
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About This Quiz

Most people in the West are familiar with several sets of deities. There's the monotheistic God of the Abrahamic faiths: an all-loving, all-seeing, jealous but doting figure who takes care of just about everything. There are the many gods and goddesses of the classical tradition, who each enjoy a portfolio that covers some portion of the human experience, and who experience our vulnerabilities and frailties magnified a thousand times. 

There are the Norse gods, who have been recently made familiar in pop culture again thanks to Marvel's re-purposing of them as superheroes. Then there are the many Hindu gods who make up the great boss of deities himself, Brahma, with all of his various minions and representations.

However, one culture that many of us know lamentably little about when it comes to their ancient deities is that of China. This is a shame, since - as in all other areas of human endeavor - China has a pretty darn fascinating culture around its ancient religions. Part of the lack of knowledge is due to communism, which did its very best to expunge such things, but part of it is just that we don't trade stories as much as we should. 

So this quiz is your chance to fix that at least a little. Tell us about yourself, and we'll point you toward the Chinese goddess who best represents you! Let's get started!

What did you want to be when you grew up?
A doctor.
A CEO.
An artist.
A cop.
What sort of charity do you like to do?
Educating felons.
Working in a soup kitchen.
Volunteering for fund raisers.
Nothing.
Where would you like to live?
Texas.
Paris.
New York.
Italy.

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What would be your dream job today?
Running a program for the UN.
Philanthropist.
Film maker.
Astronaut.
What industry are you in now?
Aviation.
Hospitality.
New media.
Security.
What sort of position are you in now?
Overseer.
Manager.
Freelancer.
Consultant.

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What sport do you follow?
Tennis.
Softball.
Curling.
Skiing.
What hobby do you practice?
Massage therapy.
Clay sculpture.
EDM composing.
Creative writing.
What is your second language?
Spanish.
French.
German.
Latin.

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How well traveled are you?
I've been across an ocean.
I've been all over the world.
I've traveled around the country, but that's all.
I've never gone anywhere.
How do you commute to work?
I take the train.
I take the bus.
I walk.
I drive.
What do you drive?
A VW Beetle.
A Subaru Outback.
A Chevy Bolt.
A Toyota Prius.
Other.

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How large is your family?
Average sized.
Massive.
Above average.
Tiny.
Have you been successful in love?
I have limitless love, so yes.
Very much so.
A little.
No.
How much have you suffered in life?
Enough to feel for others.
Not much at all.
Quite a bit.
Tons.

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How do you react to threats?
I don't take them seriously.
I laugh.
I ignore them.
I overreact.
What would you do if you won the lottery?
I'd pay for everyone's healthcare.
I'd build a university.
I'd make a huge art installation.
I'd run off to Europe!
How handy are you?
A bit.
I have people for that.
That's my strong suit.
Not at all.

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Do you have a lot of plans for the future?
Not really.
Yes, but I don't come up with them on my own.
I just want to save the future.
I'll retire.
How are you in a crisis?
I try to be helpful.
I'm usually the cause.
Solid.
Panicky.
Would you be a good prosecutor?
No, I'd go easy.
I'd just shout and assume I'd get my way.
I'd work hard, so yes.
No, I have no such skills.

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Would you be a good soldier?
I'd be unable to kill.
I'd do anything to protect my family and country.
I'd be a better spy.
No, I couldn't take the pressure.
Do you travel well?
I'd rather stay at home.
I will go if I can go in style.
I travel well at all times.
Yes, but I like to go it alone.
How do you treat strangers?
With the understanding that we all have pain.
With generosity.
Tersely.
With great suspicion.

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Are you close to your significant other?
I'm single.
Very.
We have a good relationship.
No.
Do you have many children?
No.
Yes, many.
A few.
One.
Will you leave a lasting legacy?
I hope so.
I know so.
I will do my best.
I neither know nor care.

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Are you well liked?
Yes, by most.
Yes, by all.
Not as much as I should be.
More than I should be.
How elite are you?
Somewhat.
No one is more elite.
I'm fairly elite.
I'm not elite.
How diligent are you?
I'm very detail oriented.
I work hard and play hard.
I'm all work and no play.
I'm not diligent, and I don't think things through.

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