Which Classic American Beer Are You?

By: Mark Lichtenstein

What trousers do you wear?

What shoes do you wear?

What shirt do you wear?

What is on your belt buckle?

What jacket do you wear?

What hat do you wear?

What do you drive?

What kind of movie theater do you go to?

What sport do you like best?

What do you eat at the stadium?

What kind of live theater do you like best?

Where do you go for vacation?

How much money do you make?

Where do you go to drink after a long day at work?

Do you drink alone or with friends?

How important to you is "heritage"?

How important is price for you?

What do you think of Schlitz?

What do you think of craft beers?

Do you now or have you ever owned a growler?

Have you ever made a handbrake turn?

How do you feel about political protests?

Do you live in the cool part of town?

What is your favorite genre of music?

Do you live on the mainland US?

Do you like even cheap beer to appear a little fancy?

Did you do it before it was cool?

Do you know the second verse to The Star Spangled Banner?

Do you know the third verse to The Star Spangled Banner?

Motorcycle or pickup truck?

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About This Quiz

You are what you eat, and what you drink. Beers aren't just marketed to specific groups of people, they are made to appeal to unique qualities. We all identify with one brand or another. Which classic American beer are you?

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