Which Fantasy Land Do You Belong In?

By: Zoe Samuel
Estimated Completion Time
4 min
Which Fantasy Land Do You Belong In?
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About This Quiz

Since ancient times, people have created fantasy worlds. Some fantasy worlds exist in religious scripture or mythology. Other imaginary worlds exist because there was a time when ancient authors had to imagine what civilizations laid on the other side of the impassable mountains nearby. 

Still more were created exclusively for fiction, where the audience was in on the fact that these places were completely imaginary. These fantastic worlds could be used to play out the dynamic of problems in our world, with fantasy characters standing in for classes, races, or creeds.

Some worlds feel safe, and offer pure escape and an optimistic take on our world. Others are pessimistic, designed to scare us and make us feel better about the world we live in. Others exist to educate us about how some small aspect of the world works, and what we can learn from it so we can make the world we want to live in.

What sort of a person are you? Certain worlds should appeal to your personality, but just because you have a particular outlook doesn't mean you could survive in a world where existential physical threats to you are present. Take this quiz, answer honestly, and we will tell you which fantasy world you should inhabit!

How comfortable are you with gruesome violence?
I'm totally okay with it.
It makes me uncomfortable.
I'd rather it be totally sanitized.
I'm fine with it, but violence is never glamorous.
How flawed are you?
I have plenty of character flaws.
Deeply, physically and emotionally.
I'm perfect.
As much as the next person.
How willing to forgive egregious errors are you?
No forgiveness! None!
I can probably forgive things most of the time.
Totally, even when those errors result in many deaths.
I'll hold a long grudge.

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How eccentric are you?
I'm not eccentric.
I'm very eccentric.
I'm a little eccentric.
I'm the most eccentric person you'll meet.
How much do you like to savor an adult beverage?
As often as I can!
Rarely.
Only bad people drink.
At the end of the work day.
How important is it that things are family friendly?
Totally unimportant.
Very important.
Of towering importance.
Not important.

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Do things need to make sense?
Yes, mostly.
Sometimes, just don't look too closely.
No, never. Internal logic isn't a thing.
Yes, always.
How would you finish the sentence, "Technology is..."?
Not important.
Amazing. Spectacular. Uncanny.
Not something to be too proud of.
The enemy.
Is there an afterlife?
Yes, but it's just darkness.
I don't know, but I hope so.
Yes. It's lovely.
There's some evidence there could be, but it's unclear.

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When someone dies, does it really matter?
Yes. Unless it's someone evil and dangerous.
No, because they'll come back from the dead, surely.
Not always.
Yes, with one or two exceptions.
Do you still do the things you used to do with your childhood friends?
Sometimes, but I mostly put childish things behind me.
Sure! Any time I can!
Sort of. I go through the motions but it's just not the same without my old friends.
No.
How important is democracy?
It's not important at all.
It usually seems to get in the way.
It's not particularly important, but the idea of it is.
It's the most important thing.

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How would you finish the sentence, "Slavery is..."?
Mostly fine. It depends on who you ask.
Bad.
Bad, unless you have a specific type of intelligent life you've decided is okay to enslave. Then it's okay.
An abomination.
How do you feel about artificial intelligence?
It's too fancy. Keep things old fashioned.
It can be really good, or really bad. Like people!
It's awesome!
It's a threat to all intelligent life.
How religious are you?
I'm not. Some of my friends are, but we don't need to agree.
Not very.
I'm not really religious, but I'm super spiritual.
As much as the next American.

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Can you see things from the perspective of your adversaries?
Yes, but that changes nothing!
No.
I tried, but they don't make sense!
Yeah, and I still don't agree with them.
Do you like the cut and thrust of politics?
Very much.
I don't understand politics.
No, I like things to be simpler.
It makes me queasy.
Do you think the powerful have any responsibility toward the powerless?
Nope. Next question.
Yes! But no liability.
No, unless you can put a face on the powerless. Then maybe.
Yes, of course.

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How would you describe people who disagree with you?
Worthy adversaries.
My pals.
Evil! Cut them down!
Just another thing I have to deal with.
What should be the goal of all mankind?
Power.
Get on with our lives.
Peace.
Survival.
What do you think of foreign powers?
They should either be crushed or used.
They're always the enemy!
It would be nice if we could be friends.
They're a threat, and we should retreat!

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How much stock do you put in character?
All of it. My ideal system of government is only about that. That, and primogeniture.
Tons. I trust people based on their personalities, not their CVs.
Plenty. Character is destiny.
Some, but rank is also important.
When it comes right down to it, what should we want out of our world's leaders?
An iron fist in a velvet glove.
To get out of the way of exceptional people.
To represent the people, but do it without being weak.
To keep mankind alive at all costs.
How should one feel if one winds up the sole survivor of a disaster?
Alone.
Like you have a mission.
Devastated.
Lucky.

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Do you trust the so-called experts?
Yes, when they bother to act.
No, they are nearly always wrong.
No, unless I have a personal relationship to them.
Experts always have their own agenda.
What's the point of wealth?
To fuel power.
To make the world better.
To help the weak.
There really isn't one.
Does power corrupt?
Usually.
Often.
Rarely.
On rare occasions.

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How do you feel about data mining of your online activities?
I just don't go online enough for it to matter.
It's kinda crazy.
It's not a good sign of what is to come!
It's the beginning of the end of the world.
How do you feel about powerful women?
They're the best!
What's that?
Don't you mean powerful woman? As in the singular?
They can be truly great.
How do you feel about ideological fanatics?
Burn them all!
Drop a city on them!
Blow up their small moons!
They're humans too, and we need to find a way to compromise with them.

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