Which Greek God Are You?

By: David Copper
Estimated Completion Time
3 min
Which Greek God Are You?
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About This Quiz

I know in this current day and age, the odds are pretty unlikely that you are a god of any kind. If I am wrong about that, then I apologize. Even though many of your friends and family may not have noticed,  you know that you have a lot of qualities that would have made you a darn good god back in  the days of Ancient Greece. But there were so many gods, all of whom had different qualities that made them memorable.

Are you brave, courageous and always ready to go to the mat to fight for what you believe in, like Ares, the God of War?  Do you work hard and go to any length to possess great riches, like Hades, the God of Wealth? Do your friends know you as someone who is clever and always playing tricks on everyone in your crew, like the Greek God Hermes? When your group gets together are you always the leader and protector of them all, like Zeus would be? Or perhaps you are like the beautiful Aphrodite and would be the goddess of fertility, love and beauty. Which of the ancient Greek gods is most like you? Take this quiz to find out.

What are you like in the morning?
Excited to get the day started
Hungover
Relaxed
Grumpy

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What is your biggest talent?
Math skills
Music
Leadership
Public speaking

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What kind of book could you imagine writing?
A science fiction book
An erotic novel
A book on law and order
My autobiography

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What's your favorite musical genre?
Classical
Punk rock
Jazz
Blues

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What kind of animal would you like to be?
A horse
A rattlesnake
A grizzly bear
A dolphin

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What annoys you the most?
Lazy people
Boring people
Disrespectful people
Bossy people

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What's the most fun way to travel?
On horseback
In a limo
By plane
By boat

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Which of these games do you excel at?
Jeopardy
Truth or dare
Charades
Marco Polo

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What does your hair look like?
Neatly combed and short
Long and wild
A crew cut
A ponytail

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What do you use music for?
To get ideas
To romance the ladies
To teach people
To help me relax

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Who cooks in your house?
I do
Whoever I'm with that day
Whoever I assign that task to
It varies from day to day.

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Which superpower would you want?
Superhuman smarts
Ability to seduce anybody
Mind control
Ability to change the weather

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What do you talk about most?
Science
Music
Work
Me

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What quality do you have that annoys people?
I can be repetitive.
I'm unpredictable.
I'm bossy.
I'm moody.

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Your favorite dance?
The waltz
Break dancing
The twist
Slam dancing

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Your ideal vacation?
Visiting ancient ruins
Partying all night
Taking my kids somewhere
On the beach

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Which career would be a good fit for you?
Scientist
Rock star
Drill sergeant
Captain of a boat

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What would you do if war broke out in your country?
Stay out of the military
I'd fight!
I'd become an officer in the army.
I have no idea what I'd do.

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What kind of facial hair do you like?
None
A wild beard
A well-trimmed mustache
A light beard

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Your favorite movie genre?
Drama
Horror
War movies
Art house movies

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What's a typical Saturday night like for you?
Reading
Partying -- just like every other night!
Resting
Watching TV

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How do you feel about hunting?
I'm too clumsy for it.
It's tons of fun!
It's a great way to learn discipline.
I can't concentrate enough to be good at it.

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What's your favorite holiday?
Christmas
New Year's eve
Easter
Halloween

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How do you stay in shape?
I don't.
Chasing after the ladies!
Going to a boxing gym
Swimming

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What were you best at in school?
Giving speaches
Getting the attention of girls
Sports
Skipping school

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Which of these do you shop at the most?
Barnes & Noble
Walmart
Home Depot
Toys R Us

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How do you dress?
Elegantly
Wildly
Respectfully
Crazily

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What kind of pet would you like?
A housecat
A pit bull
A turtle
A goldfish

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What do people like most about you?
My intelligence
My sense of fun
How orderly I am
That I'm unpredicatable

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Your favorite article of clothing?
My tweed sweater
My leather jacket
My military boots
My sailor's cap

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You Got: