Which Jurassic Park Character Are You?

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About This Quiz

While there have been a number of sequels, everyone knows the first "Jurassic Park" movie, based on Michael Crichton's novel, is the original and best. Which character from it are you most like?

How witty are you?

Extremely

I sure think I am

Not at all

Occasionally

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Will life find a way?

Yes

I guess so. Oops.

Probably

I don't know

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Are you a woman in a man's world?

No, there are no women in my world, which is a shame

I'm a man in a man's world!

Yep

I will be

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How wealthy are you?

Not very

Immensely

I do OK

I think I'm middle class

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What color dominates your wardrobe?

Black and grey

White

Khaki

Blue

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Do people take you seriously?

No, but that's OK

No, it's annoying

Smart people do

No, I'm too young

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Do you feel a childish joie de vivre?

Sometimes

Mostly

I didn't, but I'm getting it back

Of course

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Do you know what chaos theory is?

Yes, I am a pro

I think so

Mostly

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Can you identify a dangerous plant?

Sometimes

Of course

I'm learning

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Do you love gadgets?

Sometimes

Only expensive ones

I love the tools of my trade

Yes, please!

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How are you with numbers?

Amazing

Quite good

Pretty decent

Better than people think

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How do you expect to die?

In the arms of a beautiful lover

Old age please

Hopefully not for decades

Haven't thought about it

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Are you a risk taker?

Not really

Yes, financially

Yes, professionally

Yes, I like adventure

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Do you need to be center of attention?

I like it

I love it

No, I just want respect and to be heard

No thanks

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Are you good under pressure?

Reasonably

Sort of

Absolutely

More than I knew

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Are you good at persuading people to go along with your ideas?

Not really, but it doesn't stop me trying

I just pay them and then they do

Yes

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Are you resilient?

When I have to be

I don't have to be, I'm too rich

Extremely

More than I realized!

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Are you family oriented?

I love families

Yes, though not yet

Yes, I love my brother and granddad

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Do you fear the unknown?

No, that's my favorite

I like to make it known

I enjoy it

Sometimes

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Do you like to impress people?

I am a total show-off

Yes, with my money and innovation

I don't care what they think, I know my worth

No, that's scary

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Are you the sort of person people pick first in sports?

LOL no

I was

Absolutely

I might be someday

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Would you ever make a heroic sacrifice?

I never would have thought so, but turns out yes

Probably not

Without hesitating, yes

I recently learned that I can easily

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Do you have an ego the size of a house?

Oh yes

Just a house?

Not really

I have no ego

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Are you curious?

Extremely

Dangerously so

In a logical way

In a childlike way

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What would you like to be famous for?

I want to be the next Brian Cox or Bill Nye, but hot

Changing the world

Within my field for publishing papers and knowing a lot

I do not want to be famous

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How important is money to you?

Middling

Very

Not at all

I don't know

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Do you believe it's wrong to play God?

No, but I'm cautious

No, it's a great idea

Probably

I hadn't thought about it

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Are you immediately likable?

I'm an acquired taste

Yes

Only to some folks

I'm adorable

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How smart are you?

I'm insufferably smart

I am not the smartest but I know it and enable those smarter

My IQ is 145 and I'm socially competent, so there

I'm very smart but I hide it

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Do you know how to relax?

Not really

I sure do!

Occasionally

I guess so

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