Which Romantic Poet Are You?

By: Zoe Samuel
Estimated Completion Time
4 min
Which Romantic Poet Are You?
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About This Quiz

The Romantics were the rock stars of their day: hot, young, and talented. They wrote about love, about beauty, about the natural world that was just starting to be threatened by the arrival of the modern age, and - since they took a whole bunch - about drugs. They captured the sense of a world in flux, as the Great Powers of the day began to change the way they deal with one another at the Congress of Vienna, and the age of empires expanded across the globe. It was a disorienting time when railways broke the silence of the countryside, and millions of people moved to the cities to work in the factories that sprang up everywhere. Proto-movements that later came to be known as socialism, feminism, communism, fascism, organized labor and universal suffrage were born as the population exploded and the world grew exponentially smaller.

The pioneers of the Romantic wave were Coleridge and Wordsworth, whose lyrical ballads was the first text of their movement. Keats, Burns, Byron, Shelley, Blake and others followed them. They were radicals who were sympathetic to the working man even as his circumstances changed, and loyal to nature as it came under real threat for the first time. They dreamed of a fairer and greener world where all might share in the prosperity of their time, even as they saw it slipping away. Which of them would you be?

Did you inherit a lot of money?
Totally
Yes, but my stupid accountant lost it.
No, I wish.
Some
Do you have what you might call an active love life?
Yes, I am very, very promiscuous. Seriously - it's like a calling.
I have a couple potential interests in my life.
I am a monogamous person.
I am far too respectable to answer that.
Do you love the finer things?
Of course, who doesn't?
Yes, but I really shouldn't.
Not much
Less than is fashionable.

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How do you feel about nature?
It's fine.
It's truthful in a way that nothing else is.
It's beautiful.
It's like the mother of us all.
How collaborative are you?
Not very, I'm too selfish.
I'm a good brother but otherwise not.
I am very good at working with others.
I work well with a trusted friend or two.
Are you a good dresser?
I am the height of fashion.
Not really
I don't care.
Fairly, yes.

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What's a social cause that you care about?
Greek independence
Workers' rights
Women's rights
The environment
Are you a good catch?
Obviously yes
Not really
No
Mostly yes
If you couldn't be a writer, what would you be?
Gentleman of leisure
Doctor
Politician
Lawyer

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Are you good at parties?
I am the party.
Not really
Definitely no
Fairly good
Are you loyal to your boo?
LOL no
Um... mostly
Yes
Yeah, might as well be
How about loyal to your friends?
LOL no
Yes, usually
Yes, for all mankind is my friend.
Yes, to a select few

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Do you mind offending people?
I love it!
I don't mind it.
I accept it is sometimes necessary.
I prefer not to.
How radical are you?
Not as much as I claim.
Loudly, very
More than people think.
Quietly, very
How do you feel about the French Revolution?
Sounds like fun!
I'm not sure.
Good idea, burn it all down.
I was for it, but then it went horribly wrong.

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What do you make of America?
Sounds like fun!
I think I would like it there.
They have good ideas there, shame about the slavery thing.
It sounds magical to me.
Where would you like to live?
A mansion
A loft
A cottage
A farmhouse
Have you ever overcome adversity?
Yes, I am disabled.
Yes, I was swindled.
Yes, I am very poor.
Not really

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What sort of house did you grow up in?
Stately home
Modest home
Farmhouse
My family's mansion
How did your family feel about your career choice?
They think I am appalling in every way.
They are against it.
They are OK with it.
They understand.
What part of the Romantic movement most appeals to you?
The hedonism
The willingness to examine the truth of things
The radicalism
Standing up for the natural world

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Are you all poetry, or do you write other things too?
I write stories.
Mostly just poems
I write songs.
All poems
Are you a generous person?
Occasionally - but not a kind one
Yes, to my detriment
Only within my limited means
Yes, usually
Flowers: what are they good for?
Sending to ladies
Making people sneeze
They're just sort of there.
They are little magical balls of beauty.

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Would you ever get actively involved in politics?
Yes, with my body if necessary.
A little, with my writing
Yes, I would write political speeches and campaign for people.
To some extent, but I would not run for office, I'd rather just be given one.
How do you feel about the Act of Union that joined England and Scotland to create the United Kingdom?
I'm for it.
I don't feel strongly.
I'm against it.
Ambivalent - I feel strongly in both directions.
How do you feel about women's rights?
What a silly idea.
I'm mostly neutral.
I'm totally for that.
I'm mostly for that.

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If you didn't live in the UK, where would you live?
Geneva
Rome
I would only ever consider the UK.
I probably could be happy in America.
What drugs do you like to take for fun?
All the drugs! Yay!
Hemlock, which I know is poison, but that's just my mood right now, bro.
Alcohol is fine for me.
A little opium never did any harm, did it?
What do you hope your legacy will be?
Mad, bad, and dangerous to know.
Beauty is truth, and truth beauty.
I hope I get an annual night where they celebrate me.
Daffodils

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