Which Seinfeld Character Are You?

By: Khadija Leon

Which of these Seinfeld quotes do you think is the funniest?

"Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason."

“It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper."
"The IRS! They're like the Mafia, they can take anything they want!"

“A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it."

Which of the characters would you go to for advice?

Elaine

Jerry
George

Cosmo

Kramer is trying to sell you his latest invention, you...

Try to get a discount if you like the product

Say no thanks and leave immediately
Buy one and see if you could sneak one into your bag when he’s not looking

Buy many of them and try to resell them to my friends

Which of the minor characters would you be friends with?

Jacopo

Morty
Ruth

Newman

Newman decided to throw a party without warning you about the noise, what do you do?

Ask them to take the noise level down

Try to ignore it
Call the police

Join the party

In your group of friends, you are…

The enthusiastic one

The peace keeper
The neurotic one

The social one

How do you feel about friends barging into your apartment?

I don’t mind having friends over

I don’t like having people in my space but they always show up
I still live with my family so they can't do a thing like that

I love my friends, so they can come and go as they please

You see your old boss who fired you a few months ago for speaking your mind, you…

Get back at them

Play it cool
Ignore them

Go say hello

When something goes wrong, you…

Get upset

Calmly try to resolve it
Panic

Do nothing

Morty drops his wallet while leaving a restaurant, you…

Return it

Check how much money he has before returning it
Take out a $50 before returning it

Ignore it, it’s not my problem

Which of these jobs best suits you?

An editor

A comedian
A psychologist

None of these

What do you look for in a significant other?

An amazing personality

I don't really know, I change partners so quickly
Great looks

Great style

What is the biggest turn off?

Someone who is overbearing

Someone who is untidy
Someone who is dishonest

I don't really have one

How would you describe yourself?

Fun

Grounded
Anxious

Friendly

People often compliment you on…

My dance moves

My personality
Umm, can I come back to this question?

My style

What is your worst trait?

I can be too assertive

I can be too sarcastic
I tend to stretch the truth

I can be too blunt

What are you most afraid of losing?

My job

Myself
My family

My friends

What do you do in your free time?

Relax

Collect things
Hang out with friends

Work on my next big idea

Which of these TV shows would you binge watch?

Jane the Virgin

The Office
Suits

The sports channel

What ice cream flavor would you be eating while watching a TV show?

Rocky road

Butter pecan
Vanilla

Chocolate

What is your favorite food?

Salad

Cereal
Calzones

Seafood

What movie genre is your favorite?

Romance

Animation
Action

Comedy

Which of these sports is your favorite?

Tennis

Basketball
Baseball

Golf

Which of these outfits would you wear?

A floral print dress

A button up shirt and a bomber jacket
A plaid shirt and khaki pants

A lobster print shirt

What is your favorite holiday?

New Year's Day

Christmas
Independence Day

Festivus

Who is your favorite super hero?

Cat Woman

Superman
The Hulk

The Flash

How do you get around?

Cab

Bicycle
Drive

Walk

Your old roommate is moving out, what is the criteria for the next one?

Quiet

Respectful
Trustworthy

Patient

What color outfit would you wear?

Blue

Red
Yellow

Orange

What is your favorite element?

Fire

Earth
Water

Air

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Often called one of the greatest TV shows of all time, 'Seinfeld' was centered around comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his friends, Elaine, George, and Kramer. Have you ever wondered who you would be? Take this quiz to find out!

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