Which Seinfeld Character Are You?

By: Khadija Leon
Estimated Completion Time
3 min
Which Seinfeld Character Are You?
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About This Quiz

Often called one of the greatest TV shows of all time, 'Seinfeld' was centered around comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his friends, Elaine, George, and Kramer. Have you ever wondered who you would be? Take this quiz to find out!
Which of these Seinfeld quotes do you think is the funniest?
"Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason."
“It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper."
"The IRS! They're like the Mafia, they can take anything they want!"
“A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it."
Which of the characters would you go to for advice?
Elaine
Jerry
George
Cosmo
Kramer is trying to sell you his latest invention, you...
Try to get a discount if you like the product
Say no thanks and leave immediately
Buy one and see if you could sneak one into your bag when he’s not looking
Buy many of them and try to resell them to my friends

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Which of the minor characters would you be friends with?
Jacopo
Morty
Ruth
Newman
Newman decided to throw a party without warning you about the noise, what do you do?
Ask them to take the noise level down
Try to ignore it
Call the police
Join the party
In your group of friends, you are…
The enthusiastic one
The peace keeper
The neurotic one
The social one

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How do you feel about friends barging into your apartment?
I don’t mind having friends over
I don’t like having people in my space but they always show up
I still live with my family so they can't do a thing like that
I love my friends, so they can come and go as they please
You see your old boss who fired you a few months ago for speaking your mind, you…
Get back at them
Play it cool
Ignore them
Go say hello
When something goes wrong, you…
Get upset
Calmly try to resolve it
Panic
Do nothing

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Morty drops his wallet while leaving a restaurant, you…
Return it
Check how much money he has before returning it
Take out a $50 before returning it
Ignore it, it’s not my problem
Which of these jobs best suits you?
An editor
A comedian
A psychologist
None of these
What do you look for in a significant other?
An amazing personality
I don't really know, I change partners so quickly
Great looks
Great style

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What is the biggest turn off?
Someone who is overbearing
Someone who is untidy
Someone who is dishonest
I don't really have one
How would you describe yourself?
Fun
Grounded
Anxious
Friendly
People often compliment you on…
My dance moves
My personality
Umm, can I come back to this question?
My style

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What is your worst trait?
I can be too assertive
I can be too sarcastic
I tend to stretch the truth
I can be too blunt
What are you most afraid of losing?
My job
Myself
My family
My friends
What do you do in your free time?
Relax
Collect things
Hang out with friends
Work on my next big idea

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Which of these TV shows would you binge watch?
Jane the Virgin
The Office
Suits
The sports channel
What ice cream flavor would you be eating while watching a TV show?
Rocky road
Butter pecan
Vanilla
Chocolate
What is your favorite food?
Salad
Cereal
Calzones
Seafood

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What movie genre is your favorite?
Romance
Animation
Action
Comedy
Which of these sports is your favorite?
Tennis
Basketball
Baseball
Golf
Which of these outfits would you wear?
A floral print dress
A button up shirt and a bomber jacket
A plaid shirt and khaki pants
A lobster print shirt

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What is your favorite holiday?
New Year's Day
Christmas
Independence Day
Festivus
Who is your favorite super hero?
Cat Woman
Superman
The Hulk
The Flash
How do you get around?
Cab
Bicycle
Drive
Walk

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Your old roommate is moving out, what is the criteria for the next one?
Quiet
Respectful
Trustworthy
Patient
What color outfit would you wear?
Blue
Red
Yellow
Orange
What is your favorite element?
Fire
Earth
Water
Air

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